Wednesday, April 10, 2013

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The home of a suspect in the stabbing deaths of four working women was investigated today. Inside were found video tapes of one of our network's popular crime programs, as well as a large collection of Jack the Ripper memorabilia. These are thought to have no relation to his crimes.

Elsewhere an arsonist was arrested in the act of trying to burn down a mosque. Somehow he got the crazy idea that Muslims are a dangerous enemy which must be destroyed.

And Disney's Cruella De Vil is claiming no connection to the near death of a dalmatian puppy who was found tied to a railroad track and rescued in the nick of time. More at eleven.
  
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