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Conveyor Belt Activity Report: April 12, 2013 9:00 am: Turned on conveyor belt. Stacked first box by 9:01. 9:30 am: Using boxes to build Stonehenge. Supervisor came by and kicked it all down. 10:45 am: Must keep stacking boxes to avoid being captured by aliens. I can hear them outside, but they are repelled by drudgery. 12:00 noon: Lunch. I enjoyed cardboard soup with a cardboard sandwich, but I broke my cardboard fork. 2:20 pm: One of the boxes may be a subversive. I set it aside and am holding it for interrogation. 3:00 pm: Must increase production. Put belt into high gear and started using both hands to stack. 4:30 pm: Started clean up early. 4:45 pm: Went to the bathroom for fifteen minutes. 5:00 pm: Shift end. |
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Friday, April 12, 2013
Straight from the Belt
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