Sunday, April 7, 2013

Gold Rush 2013

Gold Rush 2013
Welcome back to Gold Rush. We're with today's finalist, Marleen. Marleen, Ernie the prospector is waiting for you. He hasn't been with a woman since he left for the Klondike forty years ago, and we're going to give you five minutes to see if he knows where we hid the gold, starting now! (The audience shouts as she frisks the bearded old man. She digs into his pockets and turns them inside out, finding nothing. She opens a bag that he had slung on a stick and canned beans fall to the floor. She continues searching frantically before finally turning to the camera in defeat.) Are you ready to give up, Marleen? But are you sure you checked everywhere? (She pauses for reflection. Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, she pries open Ernie's mouth and peers inside.)

I found it! (The audience cheers wildly.)

Congratulations, Marleen! Now take these pliers and claim your prize!
  
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