Thursday, March 21, 2013

Treachery!

Host: For two hundred dollars, what is the total number of prime colours? Mark!

Doris: (over Mark's voice) FIVE!

Host: No, I'm sorry, Mark, that's wrong. That will cost you two hundred points.

Mark: But that wasn't my answer! She answered in my place!

Host: For four hundred dollars, can you name the prime colours? Mark!

Mark: Red ... blue ... Oh no! Doris! Are you all right? Should we call an ambulance?

Host: I'm sorry, Mark, that was incorrect. That costs you four hundred points and puts Doris in the lead.

Mark: But she needs medical attention!

Doris: No, I'm fine.
  
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