Friday, March 1, 2013

The Pay Toilet

The Pay Toilet
(A man tries to leave a public stall without flushing the toilet, but the door won't open and a siren starts to blare.)

Mechanized Voice: You have not flushed the toilet. Please turn around ... lower your face into the toilet bowl ... lower ... lower ... that's low enough. Now you may flush. (With a flush the contents of the toilet bowl shoot up and cover the man's face.)
  
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