Monday, March 18, 2013

Nightcast: March 18, 2013

Nightcast: March 18, 2013
... and Arnold Lewis Eddison was found guilty of all six counts and sentenced to eight years in prison. In the meantime his wife, Maisie, and his four children, Peter, Paul, Allan, and Elizabeth, all school aged, will have to survive on welfare. As for the case involving an unnamed network, an unknown employee was charged with an unspecified offense which we're sure you'll all forget by tomorrow afternoon.

And now for our entertainment report. To show you that we don't depend on name dropping to draw attention, we're presenting today's report without mentioning any names. Some stars met for lunch in an expensive restaurant. Photographers were there and snapped some photos of the event. Some other stars went shopping for shoes. A star was pulled over by police for erratic driving and blew over the legal limit for alcohol in his roadside test. And one of the most popular stars of the 1950's died of old age.
  
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