Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Concentration 'X'

Concentration 'X'
Coach: Wakey-wakey! Time to get up! We'll start the day with no breakfast followed by a mountain climbing expedition with a one hundred pound backpack. Then we'll start digging for the swimming pool we need for your swimsuit shot to make sure we have enough time to finish it before the photographers get here. Are you ready?

Model: Let me go back to sleep.

Announcer: Sometimes it isn't easy for a fashion model to get out of bed. But keeping that perfect figure doesn't have to be so demanding. Introducing Concentration 'X', a new flesh busting formula from the makers of Compound 'Y'. Concentration 'X' contains a powerful acid which has been specially engineered to attack and burn away human fat on contact. Just spread a little over your lumps and watch them disappear like magic.

Coach: Wakey-wakey! Come on, get up! We made a deal with the garbage truck and they're going to let you work the whole south side yourself. Hey, where are you? Are you here?

Model's Voice: Yes, I'm right here in front of you! Can't you see me?

Announcer: Don't let them see you sweat with Concentration 'X'.
  
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