Wednesday, February 27, 2013

The Cutting Room

The Cutting Room
Tonight on the Cutting Room...

What have you got so far?

We thought we'd lead with Minimum Wage Falls Behind Welfare about the single mother who quit her job to collect a bigger cheque from welfare.

Yes, change it to Welfare Cuts Protect Jobs and interview her employer but leave her out of it. What else?

A crowd of environmental protesters was fired upon by helicopters with plastic machine gun rounds.

A mob of trouble makers was dispersed by authorities for causing a road hazard. Next.

A major corporation is in trouble with the law.

Never mind that. Get that guy we saw in the street with the plastic bag full of salt and pepper pouches. I bet he steals them from McDonald's and trades them to other restaurants for free coffees.
  
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